Ross Hayes (aka Geller) and his partners
in crime, Phil and Suave, just attended a basketball
game betwixt the Heatley School Faculty and
Fly92. The game took place on Febuary 28 in
Green Island, New York. The trip up to Green
Island was highly invigorating because while
Ross was allowed to ride with Brian Cody and
another intern named "Pretty Boy" (which I refuse
to call him), I was forced to ride with Phil
Francisco was Ross' new car at the time.
After Clark died, Ross was forced to buy another
car and he ended up getting a red Beretta that
he named "Francisco, the wooer of women"
which must be said in a bad spanish accent.
Ross knows Fransisco, he has been driving
Fransisco for many months, Phil does not know
Fransisco... At all. Phil learned that the gas
pedal doesn't take much effort to push down,
because we were going 70 in a 55 mph lane. Then
he realized that the mirrors weren't aligned
to his height, and almost caused an eighteen
car pile up when he madly pulled out into the
opposite lane while another car was currently
occupying that lane.
Phil laughed... Suave screamed!
We finally reached the school after riding
in a circle and being told by Brain Cody that
he messed up and led us in the wrong direction
[They are DJ's not rocket scientists]. Heatley
school is a small school, in a small town. The
school takes care of every grade, from Kindergarten
to 12th. There was a maze of chain link fence
by the entrance that took two minutes to navigate,
(six minutes for Phil, he got lost) and it had
a large river behind it. So, in short, the school
When we got in, the children ran at us asking
for our signatures. Well, truth be told they
wanted the actual people who were on the radio
to sign their books, but Suave and Phil decided
that there was no harm in pretending to be famous.
The game was kinda fast and not really furious
but the score was really close all the way through.
The fourth quarter ended at 72 to 72, and after
a three minute over time, the final score was
81 Heatley School, 90 Fly92.
And here are Ross' statistics: (according
Fouled on: 0
And these are his real life
Fouls: 2 [He fouled once the first minute in
the game! Go Ross!]
Fouled on: 1
A fun time was had by all,
even though the food cost too much. But Suave
was given a free CD of the Smashing Pumpkins
that he quickly lost because he hates them.