This is Clark. Hail to the king, baby.
Clark was the first car owned by Ross and it will forever be remembered for the many wonderful times that was shared by all who got to know Clark. You like my ghetto tank, dontcha?
Clark has been through a few adventures. He was stolen once, only to be found the next day driven halfway up a chain link fence with the doors wide open. He has also been all up and down upstate New York, ok ok, that isn't the greatest adventure of all but for a van it's pretty cool! And now Clark is on the most dangerous adventure of all...  
He must travel through the after life alone and unguided. Let us all hope that he finds his way safely. Oh yea, Clark has also been to Guam! Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets some chicken wings