Code Name: Geller
Affiliation to Clark: Owner
Backround: Born in the back seat of a VW Bug.
His parents, Ward and June Cleaver, considered him to be
the family "accident". They really never brought him out
during the day, except on Halloween and whenever the circus
was in town. Ross' only friend was a small sack of moldy
apples that he played with in the basement. He named the
sack "Princess Hoozak the Third".
What's He Up To Now? 6/13/00 As of
now, Ross is in North Carolina enjoying the wonderful life
of a radio DJ. He works for The
Hot FM and you can hear him on their internet broadcast.
He is also making alot of money and has alot of fans and
is the first of the clan to not only leave Schenectady but
to also have a fan club. Go Ross! We salute you!
On October 4, 1981, Ross' house burnt down after "Princess
Hoozak the Third" kicked over an oil lantern. Ross managed
to escape but Princess Hoozak's remains were never found.
If you have any information as to the where-abouts of
Princess Hoozak the Third, please send all information to
the Find Princess Hoozak Fund. Thank you.